Wednesday, March 7th, 2012

I did everything you asked.

I pre-ordered. I signed up for Origins. I typed in that ridiculous code to enforce multiplayer only for thems what can pay. I did it all.

So why won’t you give Kate Shepherd back to me?! Who is this stranger you’ve replaced her with?! Give her back! You monsters!

What else do I have to do?! Do I have to buy a Kinect? I’ll buy a Kinect! I’ll leave the money in a brown paper envelope behind the cistern in the men’s room at the bus station. You’ll get your money.

Just give me back my Commander.

You monsters.

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